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Chelsea Lately’s “The Case of the Douche Bag Actor”

Dec 15th, 2009 | By | Category: This and That


Those of you who are regular visitors to my site will remember that, back in May, my good friend Blaze Foster was hired to be part of a “Detective Lately” skit on the Chelsea Lately show.   His scene was originally scheduled to be filmed on May 8th and I, of course, tagged along with him to the set, where I got to meet Chelsea’s assistant Chuy Bravo and “Staff Homosexual” Guy Branum.    YAY!   As fate would have it, though, Chelsea and crew ended up running out of time that day and Blaze’s segment was shelved.  And while Blaze was devastated over not being able to shoot his scene, I actually considered the whole thing to be a blessing in disguise – as they so often are! – as I had a feeling he would be invited back to do it all over again – with me tagging along!  Which is pretty much exactly what happened!  🙂  Blaze ended up filming his Detective Lately segment just a few weeks later on May 27th, and I, again, accompanied him to the studio.  I have yet to blog about my experiences that day, though, as I wanted to wait until the segment aired on TV, which FINALLY happened this past Thursday night – a full SIX MONTHS after it was actually taped!  So, without further ado, here’s a behind-the-scenes look at the filming of Blaze’s segment, aka “The Case of the Douche Bag Actor”!


On our first visit to the Chelsea Lately set, Blaze and I spent most of our time in the show’s main green room.  On our second visit, though, we were seated in the studio’s alternate green room, which I could NOT have been more excited about, as that meant that I actually got to see BOTH of the Chelsea Lately green rooms in person!!!!  I mean, just how lucky can one girl get?  🙂


Chelsea’s second green room looks very much like her first and I, of course, had to take photographs of EVERYTHING, including the door, which had Twilight actor Peter Facinelli’s name written on it as he was the last actor to hang out there pre-show,



the modern-style couches and coffee tables, which hold several entertainment magazines for actors to peruse while they wait to go on camera,


the ubiquitous make-up chair,


and a large television set. I was actually most excited about the TV because an episode of Chelsea was being taped when we arrived at the studio and, thanks to a live feed, we were able to watch it as it was being filmed.  LOVE IT!  The guest that day was former Blossom star  Mayim Bialik, but unfortunately we didn’t spot her at all while we were on the set.  🙁


Pretty much immediately after that day’s episode was finished being taped, Blaze was called into the studio.  I, unfortunately, was not allowed to watch the filming and had to stay behind in the green room.  Thankfully, though, the green room was situated just a few feet away from the Detective Lately set and I could hear almost everything as it happened.  🙂   Blaze was informed prior to the taping that the original mystery idea he had pitched – “Why Isn’t My Agent Getting Me Any Auditions?” – had been changed to “The Case of the Douche Bag Actor” LOL LOL LOL, in which Blaze would be hiring Chelsea to investigate his acting teacher to see if she was defrauding him.  No script had been written for the segment and, although I am fairly certain that Chelsea and the writers had created a brief outline of what they wanted to occur during the scene, for the most part the whole thing was improvised.  Blaze’s only instruction prior to filming was to play things straight and not to try to be funny.  Because Chelsea is the star of the show, they didn’t want Blaze pulling focus away from her.  Which strikes me as absolutely HILARIOUS because if anyone is going to steal the spotlight in a scene, it’s Blaze!  I’ve been in acting class with the guy for over a year now and, let me tell you, pulling focus is just something he does.  Blaze is very flamboyant, very hyper, very funny, and attention is just drawn to him naturally.  So, they really couldn’t have picked a worse man for the job in this particular case!!!!  I can’t tell you the number of times I heard the producer tell him to “Stop being funny!” during the filming.  🙂   I also heard the direction “Blaze, stop laughing!” on quite a few occasions.  🙂  Blaze said that Chelsea was absolutely HILARIOUS during the scene and that he had a very hard time keeping a straight face while filming with her.




The entire segment only took about 90 minutes to shoot.  Because I had a sinking feeling that I wouldn’t be able to meet Chelsea while there, I was really hoping that Blaze would be able to pose for a photo with her after the taping had been completed.   Amazingly enough, though, outside of the actual filming of the scene, Blaze had absolutely no interaction with Chelsea whatsoever!   When he was initially brought onto the set, Chelsea was not yet there.  The first time Blaze actually saw her was when she walked into the detective office at the top of the scene, after the cameras had already started rolling.  She also left the set before filming had been completed.   As soon as producers thought they had gotten enough footage of Chelsea, she was rushed off the stage and Blaze didn’t even get a chance to say thank you or shake her hand.  After she left, Blaze had to stay behind to shoot some brief close-ups of him saying “Yes” and “No” to Chelsea’s empty chair.   LOL   Such a bummer, as I had so wanted a photograph of the two of them.  🙁  Randomly enough, though, Chelsea did poke her head into the green room to say “Hi” to me as she walked by on her way off the set.  🙂  It was a very quick exchange, but I was SUPER excited nonetheless.

Blaze’s skit, which you can watch above, was absolutely hilarious.  I was really impressed with the amount of screen time he got, too.  The only thing I was really disappointed about was the fact that my favorite line ended up on the cutting room floor.  🙁  At one point during the scene Chelsea asks Blaze, “What do you think, you’re some sort of Tony Danza?” to which Blaze says nothing.  In reality, though, when Chelsea asked Blaze that question during the filming, he responded with, “Who’s Tony Danza?”, to which she said, “You know GOD DAMN WELL who Tony Danza is!”  LOL LOL LOL  I literally could not stop laughing when I heard her say that during the filming and was extremely impressed at how well she and Blaze played off of each other while improvising.  I am not a person who thinks well on her feet, so I am always in awe of people who have the ability to be funny off the cuff like that.  That’s why I was completely shocked when I saw the finished product and realized it was lacking Blaze and Chelsea’s little Tony Danza exchange.  🙁  I am guessing the reasoning behind the cut had to do with the fact that producers wanted Chelsea to be the one delivering the funny lines, so even though her line trumped Blaze’s, they just decided to cut out the entire segment.  Such a bummer.  Otherwise though, “The Case of the Douche Bag Actor” skit was great!  And, for those who are wondering, everything Blaze said in the scene was true – he is 24 years old, he really did play a bad guy in The Brave One, and he also played a drug dealer in a commercial starring Carmen Electra.


On a side note – When my fiancé I watched “The Case of the Douche Bag Actor” this past Thursday night, one of the first things out of his mouth was, “How did Chelsea come up with the idea of making Blaze’s hair stick straight up like that?”  Well, I just about fell off my chair laughing at his question because, in actuality, the There’s Something About Mary style ‘do just happened to be how Blaze was wearing his hair at that time.  The guy is nothing if not flamboyant!  🙂  I can only imagine what Chelsea was thinking when she walked onto the set and saw Blaze – and his hair – for the first time.  I’m surprised she didn’t bow down right then and there and start thanking God for bringing in an actor who had so much, er, material for her to work with.  🙂

Until next time, Happy Stalking!  🙂

Stalk It: Chelsea Lately is filmed at the Digital Media Center, which is located at 12312 West Olympic Boulevard in Los Angeles.  You can get tickets to watch a live taping here.  If you don’t live in the area, you can still catch Chelsea weeknights at 11 p.m. on E!  And you can watch Blaze’s skit, “The Case of the Douche Bag Actor”, here.


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